Season 17

South Park

Season 17

  • 2013

Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Princess Kenny as they infiltrate the NSA, thwart patient zero, tame some strange and fight in the greatest battle of their young, hot lives.

  1. Let Go, Let Gov Episode 1 Let Go, Let Gov September 25, 2013, 23 min When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the…
  2. Informative Murder Porn Episode 2 Informative Murder Porn October 2, 2013, 23 min The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
  3. World War Zimmerman Episode 3 World War Zimmerman October 9, 2013, 23 min Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the…
  4. Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers Episode 4 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers October 23, 2013, 23 min One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence…
  5. Taming Strange Episode 5 Taming Strange October 30, 2013, 23 min When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
  6. Ginger Cow Episode 6 Ginger Cow November 6, 2013, 23 min Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and…
  7. Black Friday Episode 7 Black Friday November 13, 2013, 23 min Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the…
  8. A Song of Ass and Fire Episode 8 A Song of Ass and Fire November 20, 2013, 23 min Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out…
  9. Titties and Dragons Episode 9 Titties and Dragons December 4, 2013, 23 min The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle…
  10. The Hobbit Episode 10 The Hobbit December 11, 2013, 23 min When Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities, it gets her in trouble with everyone at school, and gets Clyde…