Season 13

South Park

Season 13

  • 2009

Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they save the economy, the whales, and a bunch of dead celebrities all while discovering the joys of Fish Sticks. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park

  1. The Ring Episode 1 The Ring March 11, 2009, 23 min Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next…
  2. The Coon Episode 2 The Coon March 18, 2009, 23 min “The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the…
  3. Margaritaville Episode 3 Margaritaville March 25, 2009, 23 min Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no…
  4. Eat, Pray, Queef Episode 4 Eat, Pray, Queef April 1, 2009, 23 min Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone…
  5. Fishsticks Episode 5 Fishsticks April 8, 2009, 23 min Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the…
  6. Pinewood Derby Episode 6 Pinewood Derby April 15, 2009, 23 min Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
  7. Fatbeard Episode 7 Fatbeard April 22, 2009, 23 min Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
  8. Dead Celebrities Episode 8 Dead Celebrities October 7, 2009, 23 min Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't…
  9. Butters’ Bottom Bitch Episode 9 Butters’ Bottom Bitch October 14, 2009, 23 min Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch…
  10. W.T.F. Episode 10 W.T.F. October 21, 2009, 23 min The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at…
  11. Whale Whores Episode 11 Whale Whores October 28, 2009, 23 min Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all…
  12. The F Word Episode 12 The F Word November 4, 2009, 23 min Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F…
  13. Dances With Smurfs Episode 13 Dances With Smurfs November 11, 2009, 23 min Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President,…
  14. Pee Episode 14 Pee November 18, 2009, 23 min Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the…