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Episode 1
Suite Smells of Excess
September 23, 2007
When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.
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Episode 2
Bobby Rae
September 30, 2007
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide…
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Episode 3
The Powder Puff Boys
October 7, 2007
Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill,…
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Episode 4
Four Wave Intersection
October 14, 2007, 21 min
Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer…
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Episode 5
Death Picks Cotton
November 11, 2007, 21 min
When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef. The fight…
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Episode 6
Raise the Steaks
November 18, 2007, 21 min
After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.
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Episode 7
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
November 25, 2007, 21 min
Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince…
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Episode 8
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
December 9, 2007, 22 min
Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practice her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of…
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Episode 9
Dream Weaver
December 16, 2007, 21 min
After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it.…
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Episode 10
Doggone Crazy
January 6, 2008, 21 min
Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a…
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Episode 11
Trans-Fascism
February 10, 2008, 21 min
Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans…
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Episode 12
Untitled Blake McCormick Project
February 17, 2008, 22 min
Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.
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Episode 13
The Accidental Terrorist
March 2, 2008, 22 min
Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years,…
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Episode 14
Lady and Gentrification
March 9, 2008, 22 min
Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceaƱera. However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.
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Episode 15
Behind Closed Doors
March 16, 2008, 22 min
Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.
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Episode 16
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
March 30, 2008, 22 min
Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each…
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Episode 17
Six Characters in Search of a House
April 6, 2008, 22 min
Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.
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Episode 18
The Courtship of Joseph’s Father
April 13, 2008, 22 min
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
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Episode 19
Strangeness on a Train
April 27, 2008, 22 min
Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her…
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Episode 20
Cops and Robert
May 4, 2008, 22 min
Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man…
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Episode 21
It Came from the Garage
May 11, 2008, 22 min
Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to…
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Episode 22
Life: A Loser’s Manual
May 18, 2008, 21 min
Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free…