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Episode 1
Hank’s on Board
September 18, 2005, 22 min
Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…
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Episode 2
Bystand Me
September 25, 2005, 22 min
When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn't know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply…
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Episode 3
Bill’s House
November 6, 2005, 22 min
After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer…
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Episode 4
Harlottown
November 20, 2005, 22 min
When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and was once a place of ill-repute. The…
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Episode 5
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
December 4, 2005, 22 min
Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…
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Episode 6
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
December 11, 2005, 22 min
Kahn is accused of having become so assimilated that he's a "banana" -- the Asian equivalent of an "Oreo." To get back to his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple…
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Episode 7
You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
January 29, 2006, 22 min
In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…
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Episode 8
Business Is Picking Up
March 19, 2006, 22 min
When Bobby attends the school's job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…
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Episode 9
The Year of Washing Dangerously
March 26, 2006, 22 min
Hank gets sucked into Kahn's get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners,…
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Episode 10
Hank Fixes Everything
April 2, 2006, 23 min
Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the…
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Episode 11
Church Hopping
April 9, 2006, 22 min
When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to…
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Episode 12
24 Hour Propane People
April 23, 2006, 22 min
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in…
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Episode 13
The Texas Panhandler
April 30, 2006, 22 min
Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.
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Episode 14
Hank’s Bully
May 7, 2006, 22 min
A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully.
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Episode 15
Edu-macating Lucky
May 14, 2006, 22 min
Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he'll fail and…