Season 7

How I Met Your Mother

Season 7

  • 2011

With both a baby and a wedding on the way, change is in the air and awesomeness abounds in the hilariously unpredictable Season Seven of How I Met Your Mother. As Marshall and Lily move away to start their family, Ted continues the search for the woman of his dreams. Meanwhile, Robin reveals a shocking secret and special guest star Katie Holmes joins the fun in the long-awaited return of the Slutty Pumpkin! And, wedding bells are ringing at last for confirmed bachelor Barney, but why is he wearing that ridiculous ducky tie, and just who is the “lucky” lady?

  1. The Best Man Episode 1 The Best Man September 19, 2011, 23 min While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin…
  2. The Naked Truth Episode 2 The Naked Truth September 19, 2011, 23 min Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.
  3. Ducky Tie Episode 3 Ducky Tie September 26, 2011, 23 min Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.
  4. The Stinson Missile Crisis Episode 4 The Stinson Missile Crisis October 3, 2011, 23 min After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  5. Field Trip Episode 5 Field Trip October 10, 2011, 23 min Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  6. Mystery vs. History Episode 6 Mystery vs. History October 17, 2011, 23 min When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall…
  7. Noretta Episode 7 Noretta October 24, 2011, 23 min The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.
  8. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns Episode 8 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns October 31, 2011, 23 min Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.
  9. Disaster Averted Episode 9 Disaster Averted November 7, 2011, 23 min While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.
  10. Tick Tick Tick Episode 10 Tick Tick Tick November 14, 2011, 23 min Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get…
  11. The Rebound Girl Episode 11 The Rebound Girl November 21, 2011, 23 min Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.
  12. Symphony of Illumination Episode 12 Symphony of Illumination December 5, 2011, 23 min Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.
  13. Tailgate Episode 13 Tailgate January 2, 2012, 23 min After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced…
  14. 46 Minutes Episode 14 46 Minutes January 16, 2012, 23 min Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going…
  15. The Burning Beekeeper Episode 15 The Burning Beekeeper February 6, 2012, 20 min Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and…
  16. The Drunk Train Episode 16 The Drunk Train February 13, 2012, 23 min Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level.…
  17. No Pressure Episode 17 No Pressure February 20, 2012, 23 min When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily's.
  18. Karma Episode 18 Karma February 27, 2012, 23 min Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.
  19. The Broath Episode 19 The Broath March 19, 2012, 23 min The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.
  20. Trilogy Time Episode 20 Trilogy Time April 9, 2012, 23 min Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like…
  21. Now We’re Even Episode 21 Now We’re Even April 16, 2012, 23 min Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than…
  22. Good Crazy Episode 22 Good Crazy April 30, 2012, 23 min Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get…
  23. The Magician’s Code (1) Episode 23 The Magician’s Code (1) May 14, 2012, 23 min When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.
  24. The Magician’s Code (2) Episode 24 The Magician’s Code (2) May 14, 2012, 23 min Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to…