Season 3

Bob’s Burgers

Season 3

  • 2012

Bob and his family get caught up in various misadventures, from strange Thanksgiving traditions to Tina’s literary endeavors. The Belchers deal with everything from a health inspection to elaborate holiday celebrations, all while keeping their restaurant afloat.

  1. Ear-sy Rider Episode 1 Ear-sy Rider September 30, 2012, 22 min A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.
  2. Full Bars Episode 2 Full Bars October 7, 2012, 22 min The Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that's known for its oversize…
  3. Bob Fires the Kids Episode 3 Bob Fires the Kids November 4, 2012, 22 min Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as "weed…
  4. Mutiny on the Windbreaker Episode 4 Mutiny on the Windbreaker November 11, 2012, 22 min Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion…
  5. An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Episode 5 An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal November 18, 2012, 22 min Bob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage…
  6. The Deepening Episode 6 The Deepening November 25, 2012, 22 min Mr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.
  7. Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks Episode 7 Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks December 2, 2012, 22 min After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she's a "jinx".
  8. The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Episode 8 The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene December 9, 2012, 22 min Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her.
  9. Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins Episode 9 Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins December 16, 2012, 22 min When Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once…
  10. Mother Daughter Laser Razor Episode 10 Mother Daughter Laser Razor January 6, 2013, 22 min Linda worries that her relationship with Louise isn't as good as it should be, so, much to Louise's chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-daughter seminar.…
  11. Nude Beach Episode 11 Nude Beach January 13, 2013, 22 min The new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the customers.
  12. Broadcast Wagstaff School News Episode 12 Broadcast Wagstaff School News January 27, 2013, 22 min There is a "Mad Pooper" running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the "bottom" of the situation.
  13. My Fuzzy Valentine Episode 13 My Fuzzy Valentine February 10, 2013, 22 min When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow"…
  14. Lindapendent Woman Episode 14 Lindapendent Woman February 17, 2013, 22 min Linda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails - to run the place on…
  15. O.T.: The Outside Toilet Episode 15 O.T.: The Outside Toilet March 3, 2013, 22 min When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is…
  16. Topsy Episode 16 Topsy March 10, 2013, 22 min Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor's experiments that involved electrocuting an elephant.
  17. Two for Tina Episode 17 Two for Tina March 17, 2013, 22 min Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart
  18. It Snakes a Village Episode 18 It Snakes a Village March 24, 2013, 22 min The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus,…
  19. Family Fracas Episode 19 Family Fracas April 14, 2013, 22 min After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay…
  20. The Kids Run the Restaurant Episode 20 The Kids Run the Restaurant April 21, 2013, 22 min After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste…
  21. Boyz 4 Now Episode 21 Boyz 4 Now April 28, 2013, 22 min While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes…
  22. Carpe Museum Episode 22 Carpe Museum May 5, 2013, 22 min Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not…
  23. The Unnatural Episode 23 The Unnatural May 12, 2013, 22 min After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina…