
The hilarious, over-the-top adventures of CIA Agent Stan Smith – a red-white-and-blue-blooded, one-man war on terror – and his delightfully dysfunctional family. Volume Five celebrates that great American pastime – revenge! Steve and his friends strike back at Bar Mitzvah boy – Etan Cohen for stealing Steve’s girlfriend, Francine puts Stan through the ringer when she finds out he’s picked a back-up wife, and Roger unleashes deadly hotdog havoc throughout Langley Falls – all in the name of good old-fashioned vengeance. Getting even is the American way, so don’t get mad…get American Dad!
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Episode 1
1600 Candles
It's Roger's 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve's impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.
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Episode 2
The One That Got Away
Roger plays detective to track down a case of what he suspects is identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon Says.
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Episode 3
One Little Word
Bullock makes Stan his "No. 1" at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the "No. 1" babysitter for Bullock's baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the…
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Episode 4
Choosey Wives Choose Smith
Stan learns that Francine was engaged to another man before she met him, and tracks the guy down to size him up. Meanwhile, Steve can't stay away from a schizophrenic…
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Episode 5
Escape from Pearl Bailey
Steve plots revenge after girlfriend Debbie loses a very dirty election for class president. But it backfires badly.
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Episode 6
Pulling Double Booty
Hayley goes on a rampage after her boyfriend breaks up with her, but she calms down when she begins dating Stan's CIA body double, Bill. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger get…
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Episode 7
Phantom of the Telethon
Stan emcees a CIA telethon to raise funds for the agency's torture budget after Congress slashed it. But Roger is out to sabotage it because Stan stole the idea for…
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Episode 8
Chimdale
When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness.…
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Episode 9
Stan Time
Stan is ecstatic--and energetic--when a coworker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night.
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Episode 10
Family Affair
The Smiths catch Roger spending time with another family--and it turns out that he has been a family "cheater" for decades.
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Episode 11
Live and Let Fry
When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan and Steve become smugglers. Meanwhile, Klaus gets word that he has received an inheritance but can't collect it because the CIA has turned…
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Episode 12
Roy Rogers McFreely
When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart--the Homeowner’s…
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Episode 13
Jack’s Back
Steve connects with his ne'er-do-well paternal grandfather, whom Stan despises for many reasons, not the least of which is that he never taught him to ride a bike. Meanwhile, Hayley…
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Episode 14
Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
Steve and his friends sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after the kid hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot is wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar-mitzvah money,…
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Episode 15
Wife Insurance
Stan is kidnapped in Colombia, but the real trouble begins after he's released and returns home. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."
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Episode 16
Delorean Story-An
Steve and Stan, who don't have much in common, try to bond on a road trip to Albuquerque in search of a pair of the distinctive DeLorean doors to complete…
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Episode 17
Every Which Way But Lose
Steve joins a football team to please Stan, who then takes over as coach and gives Steve the boot because he isn't good enough. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley vie for…
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Episode 18
Weiner of Our Discontent
Roger declares that he was sent to Earth to be "the decider" of humanity's fate, and Stan challenges him on it.
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Episode 19
Daddy Queerest
Francine and Stan swap spouses with their gay neighbours Terry and Greg when Terry's dad, a former football player who doesn't know that his son is gay, arrives for a…
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Episode 20
Stan’s Night Out
Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another.…