Season 12

King of the Hill

Season 12

  • 2007
  1. Suite Smells of Excess Episode 1 Suite Smells of Excess September 23, 2007 When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.
  2. Bobby Rae Episode 2 Bobby Rae September 30, 2007 To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide…
  3. The Powder Puff Boys Episode 3 The Powder Puff Boys October 7, 2007 Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill,…
  4. Four Wave Intersection Episode 4 Four Wave Intersection October 14, 2007, 21 min Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer…
  5. Death Picks Cotton Episode 5 Death Picks Cotton November 11, 2007, 21 min When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef. The fight…
  6. Raise the Steaks Episode 6 Raise the Steaks November 18, 2007, 21 min After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.
  7. Tears of an Inflatable Clown Episode 7 Tears of an Inflatable Clown November 25, 2007, 21 min Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince…
  8. The Minh Who Knew Too Much Episode 8 The Minh Who Knew Too Much December 9, 2007, 22 min Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practice her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of…
  9. Dream Weaver Episode 9 Dream Weaver December 16, 2007, 21 min After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it.…
  10. Doggone Crazy Episode 10 Doggone Crazy January 6, 2008, 21 min Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a…
  11. Trans-Fascism Episode 11 Trans-Fascism February 10, 2008, 21 min Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans…
  12. Untitled Blake McCormick Project Episode 12 Untitled Blake McCormick Project February 17, 2008, 22 min Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.
  13. The Accidental Terrorist Episode 13 The Accidental Terrorist March 2, 2008, 22 min Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years,…
  14. Lady and Gentrification Episode 14 Lady and Gentrification March 9, 2008, 22 min Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceaƱera. However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.
  15. Behind Closed Doors Episode 15 Behind Closed Doors March 16, 2008, 22 min Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.
  16. Pour Some Sugar on Kahn Episode 16 Pour Some Sugar on Kahn March 30, 2008, 22 min Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each…
  17. Six Characters in Search of a House Episode 17 Six Characters in Search of a House April 6, 2008, 22 min Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.
  18. The Courtship of Joseph’s Father Episode 18 The Courtship of Joseph’s Father April 13, 2008, 22 min Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
  19. Strangeness on a Train Episode 19 Strangeness on a Train April 27, 2008, 22 min Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her…
  20. Cops and Robert Episode 20 Cops and Robert May 4, 2008, 22 min Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man…
  21. It Came from the Garage Episode 21 It Came from the Garage May 11, 2008, 22 min Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to…
  22. Life: A Loser’s Manual Episode 22 Life: A Loser’s Manual May 18, 2008, 21 min Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free…