Season 9

South Park

Season 9

  • 2005

Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they deal with the perceived dangers of global warming, a certain actor’s sexuality is questioned, and the Pope arrives to witness a religious miracle. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!

  1. Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina Episode 1 Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina March 9, 2005, 23 min Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with…
  2. Die Hippie, Die Episode 2 Die Hippie, Die March 16, 2005, 23 min Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
  3. Wing Episode 3 Wing March 23, 2005, 23 min As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency…
  4. Best Friends Forever Episode 4 Best Friends Forever March 30, 2005, 23 min Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
  5. The Losing Edge Episode 5 The Losing Edge April 6, 2005, 23 min If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
  6. The Death of Eric Cartman Episode 6 The Death of Eric Cartman April 13, 2005, 23 min Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters…
  7. Erection Day Episode 7 Erection Day April 20, 2005, 23 min All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of…
  8. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Episode 8 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow October 19, 2005, 23 min A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help…
  9. Marjorine Episode 9 Marjorine October 26, 2005, 23 min The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who…
  10. Follow That Egg Episode 10 Follow That Egg November 2, 2005, 23 min Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the…
  11. Ginger Kids Episode 11 Ginger Kids November 9, 2005, 23 min Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies…
  12. Trapped in the Closet Episode 12 Trapped in the Closet November 16, 2005, 23 min Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that…
  13. Free Willzyx Episode 13 Free Willzyx November 30, 2005, 23 min A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government…
  14. Bloody Mary Episode 14 Bloody Mary December 7, 2005, 23 min Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the…