Season 12

Family Guy

Season 12

  • 2013
  1. Finders Keepers Episode 1 Finders Keepers September 29, 2013, 22 min Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each…
  2. Vestigial Peter Episode 2 Vestigial Peter October 6, 2013, 22 min After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him…
  3. Quagmire’s Quagmire Episode 3 Quagmire’s Quagmire November 3, 2013, 22 min Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her…
  4. A Fistful of Meg Episode 4 A Fistful of Meg November 10, 2013, 22 min When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking…
  5. Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Episode 5 Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee November 17, 2013, 22 min The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
  6. Life of Brian Episode 6 Life of Brian November 24, 2013, 22 min Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret…
  7. Into Harmony’s Way Episode 7 Into Harmony’s Way December 8, 2013, 22 min When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when…
  8. Christmas Guy Episode 8 Christmas Guy December 15, 2013, 22 min When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage…
  9. Peter Problems Episode 9 Peter Problems January 5, 2014, 22 min When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to…
  10. Grimm Job Episode 10 Grimm Job January 12, 2014, 22 min From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
  11. Brian’s a Bad Father Episode 11 Brian’s a Bad Father January 26, 2014, 22 min Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
  12. Mom’s the Word Episode 12 Mom’s the Word March 9, 2014, 22 min When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
  13. 3 Acts of God Episode 13 3 Acts of God March 16, 2014, 22 min Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global…
  14. Fresh Heir Episode 14 Fresh Heir March 23, 2014, 22 min Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
  15. Secondhand Spoke Episode 15 Secondhand Spoke March 30, 2014, 22 min Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter…
  16. Herpe, the Love Sore Episode 16 Herpe, the Love Sore April 6, 2014, 22 min Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
  17. The Most Interesting Man in the World Episode 17 The Most Interesting Man in the World April 13, 2014, 22 min When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to…
  18. Baby Got Black Episode 18 Baby Got Black April 27, 2014, 22 min Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.
  19. Meg Stinks! Episode 19 Meg Stinks! May 4, 2014, 22 min Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by…
  20. He’s Bla-ack! Episode 20 He’s Bla-ack! May 11, 2014, 22 min Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
  21. Chap Stewie Episode 21 Chap Stewie May 18, 2014, 22 min When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he's never conceived, but is shocked when he…