Season 5

Family Guy

Season 5

  • 2006

The hilarity continues this season when Brian and Stewie hit the road in search of Rupert, Stewie’s teddy bear, after he’s accidentally sold at a garage sale.

  1. Stewie Loves Lois Episode 1 Stewie Loves Lois September 10, 2006, 22 min Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he…
  2. Mother Tucker Episode 2 Mother Tucker September 17, 2006, 22 min Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on…
  3. Hell Comes to Quahog Episode 3 Hell Comes to Quahog September 24, 2006, 22 min After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out…
  4. Saving Private Brian Episode 4 Saving Private Brian November 5, 2006, 22 min Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot…
  5. Whistle While Your Wife Works Episode 5 Whistle While Your Wife Works November 12, 2006, 22 min When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds…
  6. Prick Up Your Ears Episode 6 Prick Up Your Ears November 19, 2006, 22 min Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty,…
  7. Chick Cancer Episode 7 Chick Cancer November 26, 2006, 22 min Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with…
  8. Barely Legal Episode 8 Barely Legal December 17, 2006, 22 min Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make…
  9. Road to Rupert Episode 9 Road to Rupert January 28, 2007, 22 min Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off…
  10. Peter’s Two Dads Episode 10 Peter’s Two Dads February 11, 2007, 22 min After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who…
  11. The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Episode 11 The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou February 18, 2007, 22 min When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally,…
  12. Airport ’07 Episode 12 Airport ’07 March 4, 2007, 22 min Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make…
  13. Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey Episode 13 Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey March 11, 2007, 22 min Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad…
  14. No Meals on Wheels Episode 14 No Meals on Wheels March 25, 2007, 22 min The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming…
  15. Boys Do Cry Episode 15 Boys Do Cry April 29, 2007, 22 min Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that…
  16. No Chris Left Behind Episode 16 No Chris Left Behind May 6, 2007, 22 min After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick…
  17. It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Episode 17 It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One May 13, 2007, 22 min Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she…
  18. Meet the Quagmires Episode 18 Meet the Quagmires May 20, 2007, 22 min Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to…